Here are some lessons I learned this weekend:
1) Wool shrinks when you wash it.
2) Beets turn things red. Don’t be surprised when you pee red.
3) A carboy stored with sanitizing solution can still grow the funk.
4) The universe doesn’t want me to find a new pair of jeans.
What’s really interesting is that beets work for both pee and poo. Do you eat asparagas?
I wasn’t going to mention that part.
You should have drank a mickey’s the same night you had the beets, then you would have christmas colored poo.