On the day you were born

So I’m in charge of the adding news headlines from the day Ella was born to her baby book but I’m having difficulties. Michelle says headlines like “20 pilgrims killed by sniper” and “First CIA Civilian Contractor Convicted for Assaulting Detainee” are not something that belong in a child’s book. She’s happy with “Italian hail storm threatens pesto stock” though, but there really wasn’t much else good or amusing going on in the news that day other than sports. Maybe I need to pick up the Weekly World News.