Andy: “Magic 8-ball, am I a yuppie?
Magic 8-Ball: “All signs point towards yes.”
Andy: “Damn.”
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Andy: “Magic 8-ball, am I a yuppie?
Magic 8-Ball: “All signs point towards yes.”
Andy: “Damn.”
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Maybe “scuppie” for socially conscious yuppie. Clenching at straws, I guess.
You’re also a a gentrifying Whitey.
You’re also a gentrifying Whitey.
Ok, I get your point. But did you have to capitalize whitey? That makes it seem even worse.
This is the sole reason I refuse to get a nicer car. I fear that would be the final piece in my indoctrination into the yuppie way of life.
The hipster/emo kids in my neighborhood don’t like the way I look already. Would a crappy cafe racer give me more street cred or less?
I don’t think the moto would help. I don’t believe in hipsters.