I’m somewhat appalled by the quality of Fred Meyer plastic grocery bags lately. You see – I use them to pick up dog poo, and the number of holes has been alarming, and with serious consequence. Today I stuck my fingers into stuff I’d hoped to avoid by using a bag. Its not the first time either; this is about the 4th time this year, 2nd time in 1 week.
And its not that I’m not careful. I check the bags, usually before leaving. But sometimes I’m sure I can just work around the holes. But by working around the holes, you often creep up the edge of the bag, and your thumb or fore finger slips over the top and into the payload. It always happens early in the walk too, so you’ve got a stink finger for the next 20 minutes.
So – to the extruders of Fred’s plastic bags – do better. (not doo better)
your new nickname is stinkfinger…
gross
stink finger stink finger stink finger stink finger
mind if i never shake your hand again?
why doesn’t barley pick up after himself?
good point, why doesn’t he pick up after himself, I mean he eats other dogs poo?
http://www.hasservision.com/2004_07_01_archive.html#108893609972178928
here’s what i was getting at
http://www.hasservision.com/images/smokey.jpg