My sister used to get the magazine 3-2-1 Contact growing up. I often read it on the can. One day I read that hair can grow up to 80 MPH in spurts. A few days later, my friend Andrew brought up this otherwise obscure fact on the playground, probably while not getting picked for a basketball team (you see, he often took the ball and ran off). I was surprised that we read the same magazine, but it turned out to be true of many things. We read a lot on the can.
Anyway, this fact came up again when Michelle was pointing out how much my scruff had grown, and was amazed how quickly hair grows. I recalled the fact, which she called into question. I pointed out that someone else knew this to be true. So he’d better leave a comment.
I can back you up on this Andy, it is true as far as I know. Did you know that when you sneeze, air is exhausted through your nose and mouth at approximately 100 mph. What happened to that magazine? What’s the bloodhound gang up to?
Well, well, Andy. Who needs to be backed up now? I would’ve eagerly supported your hair theory, if only you had agreed with me about a little event that happened in Mrs. Brown’s class in about 1996 or so…oh well.
I’m currently reading http://www.kingmetals.com/
in paper form while on the can
but i’m a fast goer
so it’s taking a long time