Can I get a witness?

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Last night while watching some TV, we heard a bizarre scratching noise outside our door. It was unlike the normal noises Tigger makes, so we got up to investigate. The noise apearred to have come from the huddled ET looking old woman that was now hobbling down our sidewalk. She had torn a single page out of a bible and stuck it into our door jam.

Besides being excedingly creepy on its own, the first passage on the page refers to “…the servants of A’mon conspired against him and put the king to death in his own house.” (2 Kings 21:23)

Although I’m sure it it was a bizarre combination of events, I’m hoping it was just a crazy woman with some sense of duty to spread Jehovah’s word in an engaging and effective manner. I wonder how long she had been outside our door before selecting and ripping the page out. Could she have heard my religious trash-talking all the way up on the Olympic Peninsula?

7 thoughts on “Can I get a witness?”

  1. was it the jw woman who hangs out in the libe and just left 50 cents in our suggestion box? after telling me that 1 day i will no longer have to wear glasses and there will be no more sickness?

  2. You were badmouthing/trashtalking religion? Oh Andy how could you?
    Now all kinds of evils will rain down on you!

  3. How did Susi Freed escape Holden? I thought your parents were being held there indefinately. By the way, I never heard you say anything incriminating about religion this weekend. If you did, just buy a good umbrella, one thats evil proof.

  4. I’m always making cracks at the expense of organized religion. She was out of the village to buy candy for the bookstore. She bought a shopping cart full. Besides, they’re only there until this fall.

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